Here is a list of every funny quote Skailer has ever said.

(the logged ones)

While Playing Scrap Mechanic:

"Oh.. My garage door fell off.." -2015

"Why is my logic flickering?" -2015

"Why are trees in god mode?" -2015

"Ohhhh! Theres a hole in the track, thats why it derailed.." -2016

"If your creation fails to work as you intended, let’s just call it shart." -2017

"HENDRIK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" -2018

"Haha the paint tool makes PSSS noises. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" -2020

"If your creation tips over, you can always flip it by ramming it with a 2000KG bus" -2021

While Testing Scrapax Client:

"Oh, a new button, wonder what this does.. *Hendriks whole computer crashes immediately*" -2021

"I hope that car is buoyant.. fuck you, waterfills your world! *sets the whole world to water with the press of a button*" -2022

"My hacked client has enough power to make your windows error, what dont believe me? *clicks windows error button, making their computers fake error*" -2022

"Lol packet crasher go brrrrrr! *Hendriks video drive corrupts for some reason*" -2022

While Playing Factorio:

"Fuck you, landfills your lake!" -2020

"oh yeahh, get all that precious dirt over there, yea buddy FUCK YOU landfills your lake!" -2020

"Fuck you, waterfills your thems!" -2022

2015:

"Why are my feet warming up? OH NO! NOT ULTRA GRAPHICS! STOP! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

2018:

"lol Hendrik is a Canadian goose, QUACKKKK!"

2020:

"Spotify is like kids bop but better"

"You musnt be a bitch, if you do become a bitch you are a twat. If you are a twat, you will be banned for being an absolute twatoli fuckhead."

2021:

"hendrik you have the most annoying laugh in this like, entire atmosphere of a solar system"

"when shit hits the fan just buy a new fan"

"excuth my lithp, i wa'th pithing my panths whenth i joined yore thtweam. thith ith so bad because i wath soaked weth pith. so dithgusthing, sorthy jack'th. anthyway, i am bethter now thath i am dryth."

"Thank you for calling graves pizza where yesterday's loss is todays sauce, what could I get started for ya?"

2022:

“Foreign object”

"Oh hey its the same area code, oh wait its just hendrik saying dick.. fuck.."

"Bit rude innit bruv"

"why the hecc is my elevator going up and down at the same time??"

"my status literally says not home, HMMMMM, yea lemme just grab my computer out of my ass real quick 1 sec.."

"what the fuck was that sound?! you need to control your glutinous maximus a little more the fuck was that?? BRO STOP!"

"um, im playing minecraft, do you wanna pickaxe with the minecraft in the fortnite bed or something?"

"Microsoft, ouch! its still too hard."

"Is that a furry that cleans cars? I'm ganna creeeaaam."

"oh, i thought it was a drunk cat.."

"h-heccem-"

"another plugin shall be invented to undo your dumpster fire you hoes"

"what god do I believe in? my toilet, or should I say, porcelain goddess.. she saves me in shitty times.."

"imagine having a kink for eating your boyfriends nails, that way you can say you vored a part of them"

"am borb *flap flap*"

"It is now forever known, that I am a banana"

"ooga booga, wooga chooga, i just shit, in your pantsa"

"whaaaa? OHH, YES, BRAIN UNDERSTAND NOW, COKE IS THERE, MUST SNORT!"

2023:

"(fans rev up a little) Ah shit Server 1 is pissed off again.. What did I do this time hmm? (fans go full speed) oh you little shit.. I will unplug your power cable dont tempt me! (fans slow down) yea thats what I thought!"

"no like, ima be throwing up out of my asshole in a second here, that shits nasty!" 

"(Server 1's fans rev up) oi who pissed in your cornflakes?"

"the problem to my solution is alcohol"

"FUCK HSIT DAMN ASS FUCKMY BALLS HURT AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

"Why is my desk vibrating? Oh shit the mc server is starting, that would do it.. damn the drives are goin at it hard this morning.."

"oh its boiling, OWWW ITS REALLY FUCKING HOT! (a few minutes later) Is it boiling still? OAHHHH FUCK! (literally a couple seconds later) is it still HOAH FUCK YOU BITCH! (smacks the poptart)"

"im always on do not disturb because my audio is bass boosted and +30 gain.. I can hear notifications going out my headphones from 25+ meters away.."

"dude is this brony baby play?"

"OH NO I JUST SPILLED THE MILK, GAHHH ITS EVERYWHERE, SHITTTTTT!"

"i ate taco deez nutz last night"

"OH FUCK BRB"

"well, maybe we should cuddle to celebrate the fact that we dont have diabetes"

"everythings fineeeeee, def not scared as fuck"

"bruh it feels like someone keeps poking me wtf. fuck off ghost.."

"ive not been doing anything unusual"

"from: Biters™️"

"welcome to yifftopia"

"you think that's awful? my clipboard is way worse.."

"ive got some fuckeroonie to fix"

"Ladies and gentlement I have found the checksum. Prepare for all hell to break loose in the near future.."

"every. single. time."

"intersetin

g"

"You dont have balls if you dont have balls.."

"a knife is just a one pronged fork"

"I'm about to order a pineapple and ham pizza, bitch about it and i will order 50 of them to your door, all unpaid.."

"When did I ask you to open your mouth? Now shut it before I shut it for you."

"gtg before i die of internal boom boom piss"

"I'm not gay, I'm rainbow flag!"

"OH SHIT THE WASHING MACHINE IS EXPLODING FOAM SHIT! 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! STOP! NOOO STOP!"

"partially degraded service? i wonder if the services like that or if they hate it, maybe i should fix it.."

"shit.. didnt realize there were that many overdue, also double shit it checks for chatgpt work now.. FUCK! eh, I call bs.."

"lmao, just piss on someones sandwich"

"doing the triple wash special because last time i still smelled like campfire smoke shit"

"shit i forgot to tell you.. new eta? lmao"

"ewwww it's a floating link n log"

"just saying, once the skailer gloves go on, i fuck shit up <3"

"let's get some something"

"i wannn a sumpppp pumpppp"

"awwww sheiitttt, its big bubba and lil horse rider"

"recycling, because god told you to throw that bitch in a different bin"

"sorry lol, but can i make another chicken sandwich, my friend is drunk and threw it at me"

"auhhhhh stawppppppp"

"huh? 1470.18% the fuck? which one of you bottom furries bombed my fucking minecraft server?"

"if abortion is murder then why are surgeons not being arrested for murder? CHECKMATE BITCH!"

"WHEN ABLE YES YES"

"have you ever had that time you were a toilet plumber, got home, said problem for later and went to bed on the toilet tank"

"her new name is fr skid mark"

"my oh my"

"woahhhh, its like crack in a stick, but less addicting"

"well fuck you and your folded pizza, i got an unfolded pizza bitch!"

"rain rain go away, let me buy shitty ear buds to mutilate"

"ggay 

with 2 g's"

"your is fuced"

"82?! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"